Osama’s New City

Church – One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway…

Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control – Why don’t blondes take birth control pills? Because they keep…

Geek Booty Call… No – Your mouth says no, but I’ll bet your avatar says…

Blonde in Freezer – Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A:…

Bar: Thirsty Cowboy – A cowboy bursts into a bar and says to the bartender,…