Oppressive Potato

Recruiting for a New Pope – Since Pope John Paul is getting up in age…

Buried at Sea – This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his…

Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would you…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Beepers – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she calls beepers…

Lesbian With Two Girlfriends – Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?…

Screwed, For Sure – Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn’t get…