Of Hoses and Blondes

Shekshy Legsh – You have very nice legs. What time do they open?

Pheasant and Bull – A pheasant says to a bull, "I would love to get…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Buffet – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…

Showered With Criticism – A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his…

Blonde With License – Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A:…

Blondes n’ Crayons – How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?…