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Bjork – Q: What does Bjork do when she’s horny? A: She watches pjorn.

Supervillain Booty Call… Lair – Come back to my evil lair and prepare to die……

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shadow Protection – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her shadow…

Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…

Cheap Trick Payback – A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known…

Rare Disorder – A man sees a growth coming out from the center of his…