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Hipster Booty Call… Clothing – Haven’t I seen that ironic t-shirt somewhere before?

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Layaway – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald’s…

A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and takes her economy-class seat, where…

Farting gay men – Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Offering Plate – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she makes…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Rolls – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…