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Almost Famous – "You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Clint Eastwood vs. Oral Sex – Q: What’s the difference between Clint Eastwood and oral…

Yo Mama’s so fat… band – Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances,…

German Virginity – What’s German for ‘virgin’? Goesintight. What is the word ‘non-virgin’ in German?…

A Close Shave and a Shine – A man walks into a barber shop and…