Nailing Osama

Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shadow – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the shadow of…

Guns don’t kill people, Blonds kill people – A blonde women is sitting in her…

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Gate – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so gapped, she uses a gate…

Almost Famous – "You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."

No Fly Zone – The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle"…