Mr. Macho – A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: ”I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?” His new bride said, ”No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at 7 o’clock every night — whether you’re here or not.”
Saturday, November 16
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