Midgets and Tampons

Fathead – A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons. "Josh…

Irish Lamppost – Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?A: It peed on the…

A Fashion Sense – Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her…

Cows In Government – FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the…

Geek Booty Call… Contact – Please come home with me so I can experience… First…

Golf Balls – A man asks an attractive woman on the golf course if she’d…