Medieval Booty Call… Food

Pirate Booty Call… Wood – This peg leg’s not the only hard wood I’ve got,…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boogie Man – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, even the…

Osama’s Covered Wagon – Why hasn’t Osama bin Laden ever been circumcized? Because there is…

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Color TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she…

Poker animals – Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah!