McCain Goes to the Movies – Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie.After buying his ticket, he stops at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $5, he says, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn didn’t cost anywhere near this much money. ""Well, sir," the attendant replies with a grin, "you’re in for an even bigger surprise — the movies have sound now."
Wednesday, April 9
McCain Goes to the Movies
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