Mathematical Cows

The Newlyweds and the Doorknob – A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite,…

My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar…

The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…

Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts…

Peacock – Q: What do you call a female peacock? A: A she-c**k or pea-c**t.

Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to…