Material Damage – A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car. "Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!" "You yuppies are so materialistic, it’s ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off." "Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"
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