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Mushroom into Bar – A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order…

The Amputated P.O.W. – An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The…

Math Sucks – Q: Why is the math book always upset? A: Because it has…

Thermometers – Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.

Daddy’s Face – “Mama, why is daddy’s face pale?” “Shut up and keep digging.”