Manufactured Innocence

Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."

Viaxative – Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… License – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs license…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Price Check – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she asked…

Blonde’s Favorite Nursery Rhyme – Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme.

Ready, Aim… – A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf. Colin misses a…