Male Grapes and Female Wine – Men are like a fine grape:– They are best kept in the dark.– They can’t handle too much heat.– They perform best when they are stepped on.Women are like the wine that comes from the grape:– They are sweet, vigorous, and full-bodied when they are young.– They don’t age well without preservatives.– They become sour and vinegary if they remain bottled up.
Saturday, December 21
Male Grapes and Female Wine
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