Malcolm in the Puddle

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Buffet – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…

Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot – You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Nuts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she can only…

The Tale Of The Three Holes – This guy was really sleepy and needed a…

Viking Booty Call… Red – Would you like to meet Erik the Red?

Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are guaranteed to get at least…