Make-a-Wish Foundation

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Bill Gates, Super Ego – One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,…

Nurse Doctor Doctor Nurse – Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting…

Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? – Q: What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?A: Telling…

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Brick – Yo’ Mama is like a brick: always getting laid.