Lopsided Cow

Lincoln Booty Call… Cabin – I’ve got the beginnings of a log cabin in my…

Hollywood’s Motto – You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sea World – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets…

Redneck Sex Ed – Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed? They needed…

Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

Lost in West Virginia Memories – A reporter goes to the hills of West Virginia…