Little Johnny… The Way You Think – Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"Little Johnny: "None."Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"Little Johnny: "None."Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."Teacher: "Well, that isn’t the correct answer, but I like the way you think."Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"Teacher: "Sure."Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
