Little Girls

Pirate Booty Call… Rat – My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!

Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but I’d kill to see your…

Martha Stewart’s Holiday To-Do List – December 1 – Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray…

Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stomach – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her stomach gets…

Clinton n’ Buddy – Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A:…