“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her.
“Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered, chuckling. “Lots of people do it though, don’t they?”
“Yes,” she replied, “but not during surgery, doctor.”
Saturday, February 8
More jokes
More Jokes
Cowboys’ Rating System – Two cowboys lean against the rail at their favorite bar and…
Pain in the Tonsils – A mother takes her four-year-old to the hospital to have…
Strange Bed Fellows – There are three men in a hotel each wanting a room.…
Mad Cows – Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Cucumber – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put a…
Ethnic Joke – How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder…
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.
