Libraries Are Sexy

The Fish-Eating Competition – One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The…

Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye,…

Blondes and Candles – Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A:…

Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.

Safe Married Sex – Q: What’s a man’s definition of safe sex?A: When his wife’s…

Homeward Blonde – How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway.