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Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…

Hipster Booty Call… Bed – Seriously, this is what I really look like when I…

Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A:…

Man From Cass Limerick – There once was a man from Cass.Whose balls were made…

Corporate Booty Call… Needle – I need you to move my needle.