Legless Poodle

Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Paper – Yo’ Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

God DID Have A Purpose – Why did God invent the shopping cart? To teach…

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre – What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…

Daddies Bond Over a Beer – There were three men in a bar. All three…

Soccer Booty Call… Brazil – Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!