Lazy Lesbians

Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Milk Dud – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her butt…

Mechanical vs. Chemical – Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?A: Mechanical…

Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Railroad Track – Yo’ Mama is like a railroad track: she…

Smoke Rings – Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first…