Lawyers vs. Vampires

First Class – A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and…

The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pumps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks…

Blonde Braincells – How do blondes’ braincells die? Alone.

Face 2 Face – "Hey, how’s your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it’s killing me!"

Pirate Booty Call… Rat – My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!