Lawyer Means…

My First Sexual Experience – Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in…

Pickle in the Pants – There was a guy on the beach with about 25…

Contractor Booty Call… Evacuation – I’m skilled in the art of hand evacuation.

Medieval Booty Call… Disease – You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.

Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Principal – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so full of dandruff, when she…

Bunnies and Carrots – Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!