Land Of Milk And Honey – A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. The milkman thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. ”I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?” ”I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.” ”Pasteurized?” ”No, just up to my tits.”
Thursday, October 3
Land Of Milk And Honey
Blonde Jokes
1 Min Read
More jokes
Tag cloud
ass jokes
first job
Types of sex
genie
Yo mama so ugly
insults
flat tire
work jokes
funny jokes
Just In
Science
food
putin
Cross the Road
mailman
cats
Celebrity
Opinion
politics
Chief Samurai
Lawyer Jokes
travel jokes
elderly men
stoner
Economy
blonde jokes
dogs
flight for Toronto
Yo' Mama
Something Funny
Doctor Jokes
Car Jokes
police
Picks
Country Marriage
baby doll
animal jokes
cat scan
Childbirth simulator
More Jokes
Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal – Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m…
Twelve Inch Radio Joke – A guy calls into a radio station and he says…
Mustard — A Tragic Story – As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick…
Don’t Step Out of the Car – A blonde has just gotten a new sports…
The Blonde and the E-Mail – A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Fork – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she eats cereal…
Subscribe to Updates
Get the latest creative Jokes from jokesaz.com about doctors, lawyers and politics.
© 2024 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.