Ladys Love the Shoppin’

Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!

How Do You Confuse A Blonde? – Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A:…

Mechanical Sex – How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One…

Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.

Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…