Knock, Knock… Interrupting Cow

Castration – Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated.""What on Earth for?""It’s something I’ve…

Redneck Dog – Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down…

English Jesus – Why wasn’t Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn’t find three…

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Sneeze – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so big, she stabs herself in…

Hannibal Lecter ‘n’ Britney – What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? Dinner at Hooters.

Little Green Balls – Q: What do you have when you hold two green balls…