Knock, Knock… Cows Go

Castration – Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated.""What on Earth for?""It’s something I’ve…

You’ll Be So Fat…Ironing – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll have to iron…

Yo’ Mama vs. New Jeans – Q: What’s the difference between a pair of new…

One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at…

Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex – — You can GET chocolate.– Chocolate satisfies even…

Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.