Joke for Limeys

Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rice Krispies – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, not even…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Illegitimate – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told everyone…

NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whale Sighting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…

One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at…