Jingle Blondes

Arctic Hooker – What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!

Pay-Per-Blonde – What’s the difference between a blonde and a payphone? It costs twenty-five cents…

Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

Keep it on the DL – What does a old posty bike and a fat…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Toothpick – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make…

Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how they cling to what’s left…