Jesus’ Multi-Ethnicity – Proof that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33.3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.Proof that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He was always telling stories.3. He loved green pastures.Proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican:1. His first name was Jesus.2. He was bilingual.3. He was harassed by the authorities.Proof that Jesus was Italian:1. He talked with his hands.2. He had wine with every meal.3. He worked in the building trade.Proof that Jesus was Black:1. He called everybody "brother."2. He liked gospel.3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
Friday, September 27