It’s Golden

Bigamy – What’s the real punishment for bigamy? More than one mother-in-law!

Limbless Prostitute – Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?A:…

Very Helpful Blonde Inventions – Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated Water Fire…

Knock, Knock… Interrupting Cow – Knock, Knock.Who’s there?Interrupting cow.Interrupting cow wh–MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Face 2 Face – "Hey, how’s your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it’s killing me!"

Sinful Conception – How do you get a nun pregnant? F**k her.