It Ain’t Margarita

Redneck Christmas Shopping – You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for…

A stoner stumbles out of a party… – A stoner stumbles out of a party,…

Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…

How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.

Blonde Homesteaders – What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter? "If you’re…

You’ll Be So Fat…Game Over – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your scale will…