If Men Ruled the World… Work – – Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.- "Sorry I’m late, but I’m still drunk from last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.- At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow, and you’d jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus, right into your car.
