I Don’t Get It

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Spandex – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her car is…

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton – Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same…

Doggone It – What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!

Clean, Clean, Clean – What do you call a clean idiot? Soap on a dope!

Skunked – A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead…

Men are Simple – Why did God invent a man first? She wanted to start…