Husband Detector

Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to third base, I’ll go ahead…

Corporate Booty Call… Needle – I need you to move my needle.

Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…

Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.

Classic Booty Call… Sweet – Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?

Body Part Preference – Q: What are the three male turn-ons?A: Some guys are butt…