How do you spell Canada?

Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart – Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart? A:…

Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…

Lincoln Booty Call… Cabin – I’ve got the beginnings of a log cabin in my…

Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!

Picture Says a Thousand Words – Here’s a dilemma for you… With all your honor…

Humming Bees – Q: Why do bees hum?A: They don’t know the words.