How do you keep a moron busy?

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Coast Guard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the Coast…

Exterminator Booty Call… Perfume – I couldn’t help but notice your perfume. Is that Chlordane…

Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…

Milkman – Early one morning, the milkman was doing his rounds. He stopped at a…

Blonde, Brunette, Blonde – What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.

Doughboy – What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!