Honest Bumper Stickers – — All men are idiots, and I married their king.– Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.– I brake for no apparent reason.– Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.– Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.– I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.– Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.– Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.– I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.– Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW.– Give me ambiguity or give me something else.– Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.– Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.– Consciousness cuts into my napping.– Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.– There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.– Keep honking. I’m reloading.
