Holding It In

Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you…

Pulling His Cheney – George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney…

Astronaut Booty Call… Red Dwarf – Please, don’t call it a red dwarf.

Hobo Booty Call… Warmth – Let’s go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.

A Blonde’s Mouth – Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to…

Sheik That Rooster – A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A…