Hockey Player vs. Magician

What’s the Difference? – A very old, but respected man walked into a local tavern.…

The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,…

It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off

Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…

Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!

It’s Very Difficult To Marry Princesses – Three men want to marry the king’s most…