He’s So Lucky, He’s A Star

Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…

Blonde’s Salary – Q: What did the blonde fill in for Salary Expected out the…

Peeing in the Pool – A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew…

Corporate Booty Call… 401K – Baby, you are 401Kute!

Blonde…Bananas – Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper.

Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass – Want to get out of this place? I’ve got…