He’s So Lucky, He’s A Star

Washington Booty Call… First Lady – I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU’RE my first…

80s Booty Call… Tape – Can I put my tape in your Betamax?

Lego my Legolas – Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Low Rider – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car…

It’s Golden – What’s the best part of a blowjob? Ten minutes of silence!

Helen Keller Joke – Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants? So u could read…