Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rice Krispies – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, not even…

Yo’ Mama’s Glasses… Map – Yo’ Mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks on…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tail – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the last time…

Hillbilly Newlyweds – A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know…

Wok and Roll – Q: What’s a wok?A: Something you throw at a wabbit.

All I Want Is a Beer! – A man was out of town on business.…