Headache

Blossom and Porky – An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Checks – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her checks bounce…

Sliding Doors – How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them…

Booger Pick-up Line – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Late for School – Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed…

Pirate Booty Call… Captain – They call me Captain Hook-Up! Yar!