Harley vs. Hoover

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Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.

Retired Sailor – An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stadium Seating – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…

Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!

Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a…