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Octopus – Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.

Curfews for Skanks – What did the skanky girl’s mother say to her when she…

Fishing Line – There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking…

Dad Eats Lightbulbs – Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his…

Moby Dick – What is Moby Dick’s father’s name? Papa Boner.