Half-Brainiac

Six Feet Under the Sheets – Marge was cheating on her husband with another man…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Santa – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she wore a…

Pay the Price – A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I’d…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…

Two Old Ladies – Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old…

Drunk Musicians – The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven’s Ninth one night. One bass…